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Experience is the Angled Road

by Emily Dickenson

Experience is the Angled Road

Preferred against the Mind

By -- Paradox -- the Mind itself --

Presuming it to lead

Quite Opposite -- How Complicate

The Discipline of Man --

Compelling Him to Choose Himself

His Preappointed Pain –

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Suspense

Suspense

by Dane Allred

There is that moment of uncertainty

When we recognize each other from the Bright Space

That instant when our past connections

Are renewed.

But then this world interrupts that celebration

And the reality of the here and now makes us dismiss

The certainty we felt just moments before

That we knew each other so long ago in that Bright Space.

We are all here to learn what we can on our own

To learn those things we could not learn together there.

To return and share our joy, our sadness,

Our success and failure.

To share our pain, our sadness and the disappointments

Each of us had to face.

Those experiences only we can experience

To accomplish those tasks only we can accomplish.

There is that moment of suspense where the unknown is known

And we get the glimpse of all we can be,

And all that other person can be,

And all our world could be.

The moment when we hold our breath and hope for that better time

That future time we are here to create.

Suspended in that moment of suspense,

We feel the timelessness of right now extending into eternity.

In that moment of eternity stretching into our world,

And then we return to this life.

Different from the time we knew together in the Bright Space,

Where we were at peace, knowing all there was to know

And content in that knowledge.

But then we realized we could know more

If we left the Bright Space, to find our own truths.

Now we wander in what we think is our own little world,

Unaware of the time we spent together before.

Wandering in a world where we have forgotten.

Wondering what the strange familiarity is, but dismissing it

And we continue to think we are here alone and separate.

But it is our world together.

Pay close attention the next time you feel that connection.

It is the Bright Space reminding you we will all be together again.

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Idaho Makes Me Sick

Dane Allred’s Rules of Engagement

IDAHO MAKES ME SICK

When our children were younger we took a trip to Jackson Hole, Wyoming. We stopped at a little convenience store in Yellowstone and I got a bag of yogurt almonds. These were a popular snack touted as a healthy alternative to chocolate with the almonds coated with creamy white yogurt. I don't think it was really yogurt, but probably just a white chocolate or even cheaper waxy alternative. But being health conscience and trying to be a better eater of confections that seemed healthy, I gladly ate the almonds, doing my duty to become healthier by eating fake health food. As we returned through a big loop through Idaho, I started to feel ill as soon as we crossed the Idaho border.

It was my old friend food poisoning. I don't know how long the yogurt almonds had sat there on the shelf, but it must have been for a very long time. I don't really think of almonds going bad or even whitish candy coating turning sour. Maybe it was the preparation of the delicious treat that donated the dreaded disease to the contents of the bag. Whatever or whoever the culprit, I was once again in the grasp of the gut-wrenching galloping gastrointestinal giddiness. We crossed the border to Idaho, and I informed Debbie she would have to drive for a while. I pulled over, went to the back of our trusty blue Volkswagen beetle and bent over as if trying to inspect the rear passenger side tire. Doubled over like this, it's easy to empty the stomach through the conventional method without looking like a drunkard stuck on the side of the road.

To all the world zooming by in their cars and trucks, I was simply inspecting the rear tire. To those who looked closer as the sped by at sixty-five, they would see the occasional heaving and perhaps understand that Dane was once again being subjected to his own hubris; brought down by a package of peanuts. I mean almonds.

Debbie took over the wheel and I sat in the passenger seat moaning and trying to sleep. Every half hour or so, I would politely ask her to pull over so I could inspect the tires. I don't even think the kids knew what was going on as they slept in the back seat.

Bend over, look at the tire. Yep, still there. Make a deposit on the side of the road. Think for a minute if this is littering or against the law. Am I supposed to find some water and wash it off the side of the road? Can you get a ticket for throwing up on an interstate?

Then I would get back in the car and we would drive for a while. Soon we were almost out of Idaho. We must have stopped at least five or six times, and I thought I was going to make it out of the state with no further problems. As the state line approached, I felt the wave of nausea sweep over me again, and I donated more roadside detritus to the state known better for its potatoes.

The really strange thing about this whole episode is that as soon as we left Idaho, I felt better. I think I was able to finally sleep for a while, and in my male ego part of my mind, I may have rewritten this episode to include me getting back into the driver's seat and continuing home without further problems. But realistically I know in my deepest part of my logical brain that Debbie drove the rest of the way.

I don't hold it against anyone from the state up north, but this was one time when the state of Idaho made me sick. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

It's been over a decade and I haven't been back there since. I haven't had any yogurt almonds since then either.

Here’s wishing you don’t have to stop by the side of the road and inspect your tires.

Don’t hold a grudge against the state where you get sick. It’s not Idaho’s fault I didn’t feel well. Just think twice before you take that bag of yogurt almonds. Maybe even check the expiration date. Then you can enjoy the scenery, and not have to check and see if the tires are still inflated.

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Winston Churchill

Character Central

Leo

Character Central, Leo speakin’.

Dane

Hi, Leo, this is Dane Allred, from Abundance.

Leo

Who?

Dane

Abundance? 1001 Thanks? Literature Out Loud?

Leo

Sorry, pal, you got the wrong number.

Dane

No, I’d like to speak to Winston Churchill, please.

Leo

Oh, you want Sir Winston. Churchy baby, the phone’s for you. How we paying for this today, pally?.

Dane

Could we use the Bill Gates card again?

Leo

Oh, this is Dane Allred, isn’t it?

Dane

Yeah, that’s what I said, Dane Allred.

Leo

Thanks for using Character Central. Here’s Sir Winston.

Dane

Sir Winston Churchill, what an honor to speak with you today. I’d say most of our audience today knows you best from your dedication and work in World War II.

Winston

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the lion's heart. I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar.

Dane

And what a roar. You were considered one of the key voices for the Allies.

Winston

One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!

Dane

And I guess your most famous speech from the war would be…

Winston

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

Dane

Yes, and speaking of the word never…

Winston

Never give in — never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.

Never, never, never give up.

Dane

Yes, I was thinking of those quotes. But you must hate to be reminded of those times again and again.

Winston

I hate nobody except Hitler — and that is professional.

Dane

Yes, Hitler was one of the biggest problems.

Winston

If you are going through hell, keep going.

Dane

So you think Hitler is in Hell?

Winston

If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

Dane

Very nice of you.

Winston

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Dane

And when your time comes, do you think Heaven will judge you harshly?

Winston

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Dane

And do you think history will treat you kindly?

Winston

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. History is written by the victors.

Dane

It does help to be on the winning side, right?

Winston

In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

Dane

How true. But World War II really was a battle of giant personalities like you and Hitler.

Winston

When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin.

Dane

And you were successful in completing what you had to do.

Winston

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

Dane

Yes, I guess there were some failures.

Winston

When you are winning a war almost everything that happens can be claimed to be right and wise.

Dane

It’s been said you enjoyed the war.

Winston

Yes, I once said, “I think a curse should rest on me. I know this war is shattering the lives of thousands every moment — and yet — I can't help it — I enjoy every second of it.”

Dane

But that is the kind of fanaticism people need in their leaders during war.

Winston

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Dane

Well, if you want to change the subject, we don’t have to talk about just the war. But we’ve just begun to…

Winston

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

Dane

So we can keep talking about other topics?

Winston

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.

Dane

Yes, I know our listeners will be interested to hear whatever you’d like to discuss.

Winston

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

Dane

Uh, sorry if I’m jabbering. Have you ever regretted things you have said in the past?

Winston

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

Dane

Really?

Winston

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.

Dane

You have a good attitude about being right and wrong.

Winston

I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

Dane

But that still is a positive attitude.

Winston

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.

Dane

Yes, pessimism doesn’t contribute much.

Winston

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Dane

So you don’t need encouragement to be optimistic?

Winston

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.

Dane

You were one of the best motivating factors of the war.

Winston

I am easily satisfied with the very best.

Dane

Do you have a favorite animal?

Winston

No hour of life is lost that is spent in the saddle.

Dane

Saddle, horses. I get it. Any other comments about animals?

Winston

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Dane

Pigs, yes. I understand you once heard your room was bugged, and had a great response. Do you remember what you said?

Winston

This is Winston Churchill speaking. If you have a microphone in my room, it is a waste of time. I do not talk in my sleep.

Dane

Very funny. You do have some classic retorts which have been immortalized. When Bessie Braddock told you that you were drunk, you replied:

Winston

Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.

Dane

That seems quite cruel.

Winston

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

Dane

Which is why when Lady Astor commented to you, that if you were her husband, she would put poison in your coffee, you said:

Winston

And if I were your husband I would drink it!

Dane

I understand you had a great response to George Bernard Shaw when he invited you to the premiere of Pygmalion. He wrote: AM RESERVING TWO TICKETS FOR YOU FOR MY PREMIERE. COME AND BRING A FRIEND – IF YOU HAVE ONE. Do you recall your reply?

Winston

IMPOSSIBLE TO BE PRESENT FOR THE FIRST PERFORMANCE. WILL ATTEND THE SECOND – IF THERE IS ONE.

Dane

What would you say was your most significant accomplishment in life?

Winston

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Dane

You are most proud of your marriage to your wife. Do you spend much time together?

Winston

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. (Cough)

Dane

Do you need a drink of brandy?

Winston

I neither want it nor need it, but I should think it pretty hazardous to interfere with the ineradicable habit of a lifetime.

Dane

Yes, it is said you do like alcohol.

Winston

When I was a young subaltern in the South African War, the water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable we had to put a bit of whiskey in it. By diligent effort I learned to like it.

Dane

So you might say you drink regularly.

Winston

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.

Dane

Any problems from drinking?

Winston

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Dane

Any other vices?

Winston

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

Dane

I’m told you often miss scheduled flights and trains?

Winston

I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.

Dane

Very sporting of you.

Winston

We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.

Dane

But even so, you have given so much to this civilization.

Winston

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

Dane

Very inspiring. And I would like to thank you for helping the world progress to the great civilization we have today.

Winston

Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and the glory of the climb.

Dane

Yes, I think I once heard you say something about life being difficult.

Winston

Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.

Dane

Yes, that was it. And may I say what a great opportunity it was to speak to you today from Character Central. I hope to have on here again. Thank you again for saving us and the British Empire from domination by Fascism.

Winston

I think I can save the British Empire from anything — except the British.

Dane

That’s very funny.

Winston

A joke is a very serious thing.

Dane

Thank you again. We’ve been speaking with Sir Winston Churchill, from Character Central.

Character Central. Where quotations from famous people are used to complete an interview with Dane Allred. All of the quotations were actually spoken or written by the subject of the interview at one time or another, but never for this interview.

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Suspense — a limerick by Dane Allred

Suspense

by Dane Allred

I hold my breath and wait and wonder

While keeping my surmises under

Wraps and anticipate

As I participate;

Suspenseful moments patience plunder.

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Abundance Roads Jan 23

This is the complete episode of Abundance from Jan 23rd caled Roads.

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Three Golden Hairs by Parker Fillmore

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The Three Golden Hairs

by Parker Fillmore

There was once a king who took great delight in hunting. One day he followed a stag a great distance into the forest. He went on and on and on until he lost his way. Night fell and the king by happy chance came upon a clearing where a charcoal-burner had a cottage. The king asked the charcoal-burner to lead him out of the forest and offered to pay him handsomely.

"I'd be glad to go with you," the charcoal-burner said, "but my wife is expecting the birth of a child and I cannot leave her. It is too late for you to start out alone. Won't you spend the night here? Lie down on some hay in the garret and tomorrow I'll be your guide."

The king had to accept this arrangement. He climbed into the garret and lay down on the floor. Soon afterwards a son was born to the charcoal-burner.

At midnight the king noticed a strange light in the room below him. He peeped through a chink in the boards and saw the charcoal-burner asleep, his wife lying in a dead faint, and three old women, all in white, standing over the baby, each holding a lighted taper in her hand.

The first old woman said: "My gift to this boy is that he shall encounter great dangers."

The second said: "My gift to him is that he shall go safely through them all, and live long."

The third one said: "And I give him for wife the baby daughter born this night to the king who lies upstairs on the straw."

The three old women blew out their tapers and all was quiet. They were the Fates.

The king felt as though a sword had been thrust into his heart. He lay awake till morning trying to think out some plan by which he could thwart the will of the three old Fates.

When day broke the child began to cry and the charcoal-burner woke up. Then he saw that his wife had died during the night.

"Ah, my poor motherless child," he cried, "what shall I do with you now?"

"Give me the baby," the king said. "I'll see that he's looked after properly and I'll give you enough money to keep you the rest of your life."

The charcoal-burner was delighted with this offer and the king went away promising to send at once for the baby.

A few days later when he reached his palace he was met with the joyful news that a beautiful little baby daughter had been born to him. He asked the time of her birth, and of course it was on the very night when he saw the Fates. Instead of being pleased at the safe arrival of the baby princess, the king frowned.

Then he called one of his stewards and said to him: "Go into the forest in a direction that I shall tell you. You will find there a cottage where a charcoal-burner lives. Give him this money and get from him a little child. Take the child and on your way back drown it. Do as I say or I shall have you drowned."

The steward went, found the charcoal-burner, and took the child. He put it into a basket and carried it away. As he was crossing a broad river he dropped the basket into the water.

"Goodnight to you, little son-in-law that nobody wanted!" the king said when he heard what the steward had done.

He supposed of course that the baby was drowned. But it wasn't. Its little basket floated in the water like a cradle, and the baby slept as if the river were singing it a lullaby. It floated down with the current past a fisherman's cottage. The fisherman saw it, got into his boat, and went after it. When he found what the basket contained he was overjoyed. At once he carried the baby to his wife and said:

"You have always wanted a little son and here you have one. The river has given him to us."

The fisherman's wife was delighted and brought up the child as her own. They named him Plavachek, which means a little boy who has come floating on the water.

The river flowed on and the days went by and Plavachek grew from a baby to a boy and then into a handsome youth, the handsomest by far in the whole countryside.

One day the king happened to ride that way unattended. It was hot and he was thirsty. He beckoned to the fisherman to get him a drink of fresh water. Plavachek brought it to him. The king looked at the handsome youth in astonishment.

"You have a fine lad," he said to the fisherman. "Is he your son?"

"He is, yet he isn't," the fisherman answered. "Just twenty years ago a little baby in a basket floated down the river. We took him in and he has been ours ever since."

A mist rose before the king's eyes and he went deathly pale, for he knew at once that Plavachek was the child that he had ordered drowned.

Soon he recovered himself and jumping from his horse said: "I need a messenger to send to my palace and I have no one with me. Could this youth go for me?"

"Your majesty has but to command," the fisherman said, "and Plavachek will go."

The king sat down and wrote a letter to the queen. This is what he said:

"Have the young man who delivers this letter run through with a sword at once. He is a dangerous enemy. Let him be dispatched before I return. Such is my will."

He folded the letter, made it secure, and sealed it with his own signet.

Plavachek took the letter and started out with it at once. He had to go through a deep forest where he missed the path and lost his way. He struggled on through underbrush and thicket until it began to grow dark. Then he met an old woman who said to him:

"Where are you going, Plavachek?"

"I'm carrying this letter to the king's palace and I've lost my way. Can you put me on the right road, mother?"

"You can't get there today," the old woman said. "It's dark now. Spend the night with me. You won't be with a stranger, for I'm your old godmother."

Plavachek allowed himself to be persuaded and presently he saw before him a pretty little house that seemed at that moment to have sprung out of the ground.

During the night while Plavachek was asleep, the little old woman took the letter out of his pocket and put in another that read as follows:

"Have the young man who delivers this letter married to our daughter at once. He is my destined son-in-law. Let the wedding take place before I return. Such is my will."

The next day Plavachek delivered the letter and as soon as the queen read it, she gave orders at once for the wedding. Both she and her daughter were much taken with the handsome youth and gazed at him with tender eyes. As for Plavachek he fell instantly in love with the princess and was delighted to marry her.

Some days after the wedding the king returned and when he heard what had happened he flew into a violent rage at the queen.

"But," protested the queen, "you yourself ordered me to have him married to our daughter before you came back. Here is your letter."

The king took the letter and examined it carefully. The handwriting, the seal, the paper—all were his own.

He called his son-in-law and questioned him.

Plavachek related how he had lost his way in the forest and spent the night with his godmother.

"What does your godmother look like?" the king asked.

Plavachek described her.

From the description the king recognized her as the same old woman who had promised the princess to the charcoal-burner's son twenty years before.

He looked at Plavachek thoughtfully and at last said:

"What's done can't be undone. However, young man, you can't expect to be my son-in-law for nothing. If you want my daughter you must bring me for dowry three of the golden hairs of old Grandfather Knowitall."

He thought to himself that this would be an impossible task and so would be a good way to get rid of an undesirable son-in-law.

Plavachek took leave of his bride and started off. He didn't know which way to go. Who would know? Everybody talked about old Grandfather Knowitall, but nobody seemed to know where to find him. Yet Plavachek had a Fate for a godmother, so it wasn't likely that he would miss the right road.

He traveled long and far, going over wooded hills and desert plains and crossing deep rivers. He came at last to a black sea.

There he saw a boat and an old ferryman.

"God bless you, old ferryman!" he said.

"May God grant that prayer, young traveler! Where are you going?"

"I'm going to old Grandfather Knowitall to get three of his golden hairs."

"Oho! I have long been hunting for just such a messenger as you! For twenty years I have been ferrying people across this black sea and nobody has come to relieve me. If you promise to ask Grandfather Knowitall when my work will end, I'll ferry you over."

Plavachek promised and the boatman took him across.

Plavachek traveled on until he came to a great city that was in a state of decay. Before the city he met an old man who had a staff in his hand, but even with the staff he could scarcely crawl along.

"God bless you, old grandfather!" Plavachek said.

"May God grant that prayer, handsome youth! Where are you going?"

"I am going to old Grandfather Knowitall to get three of his golden hairs."

"Indeed! We have been waiting a long time for just such a messenger as you! I must lead you at once to the king."

So he took him to the king and the king said: "Ah, so you are going on an errand to Grandfather Knowitall! We have an apple-tree here that used to bear apples of youth. If anyone ate one of those apples, no matter how aged he was, he'd become young again. But, alas, for twenty years now our tree has borne no fruit. If you promise to ask Grandfather Knowitall if there is any help for us, I will reward you handsomely."

Plavachek gave the king his promise and the king bid him Godspeed.

Plavachek traveled on until he reached another great city that was half in ruins. Not far from the city a man was burying his father, and tears as big as peas were rolling down his cheek.

"God bless you, mournful grave-digger!" Plavachek said.

"May God grant that prayer, kind traveler! Where are you going?"

"I'm going to old Grandfather Knowitall to get three of his golden hairs."

"To Grandfather Knowitall! What a pity you didn't come sooner! Our king has been waiting for just such a messenger as you! I must lead you to him."

So he took Plavachek to the king and the king said to him: "So you're going on an errand to Grandfather Knowitall. We have a well here that used to flow with the water of life. If anyone drank of it, no matter how sick he was, he would get well. Nay, if he were already dead, this water, sprinkled upon him, would bring him back to life. But, alas, for twenty years now the well has gone dry. If you promise to ask Grandfather Knowitall if there is help for us, I will reward you handsomely."

Plavachek gave the king his promise and the king bid him godspeed.

After that Plavachek traveled long and far into the black forest. Deep in the forest he came upon a broad green meadow full of beautiful flowers and in its midst a golden palace glittering as though it were on fire. This was the palace of Grandfather Knowitall.

Plavachek entered and found nobody there but an old woman who sat spinning in a corner.

"Welcome, Plavachek," she said. "I am delighted to see you again."

He looked at the old woman and saw that she was his godmother with whom he had spent the night when he was carrying the letter to the palace.

"What has brought you here, Plavachek?" she asked.

"The king, godmother. He says I can't be his son-in-law for nothing. I have to give a dowry. So he has sent me to old Grandfather Knowitall to get three of his golden hairs."

The old woman smiled and said: "Do you know who Grandfather Knowitall is? Why, he's the bright Sun who goes everywhere and sees everything. I am his mother. In the morning he's a little lad, at noon he's a grown man, and in the evening an old grandfather. I will get you three of the golden hairs from his golden head, for I must not be a godmother for nothing! But, my lad, you mustn't remain where you are. My son is kind, but if he comes home hungry he might want to roast you and eat you for his supper. There's an empty tub over there and I'll just cover you with it."

Plavachek begged his godmother to get from Grandfather Knowitall the answers for the three questions he had promised to ask.

"I will," said the old woman, "and do you listen carefully to what he says."

Suddenly there was the rushing sound of a mighty wind outside and the Sun, an old grandfather with a golden head, flew in by the western window. He sniffed the air suspiciously.

"Phew! Phew!" he cried. "I smell human flesh! Have you any one here, mother?"

"Star of the day, whom could I have here without your seeing him? The truth is you've been flying all day long over God's world and your nose is filled with the smell of human flesh. That's why you still smell it when you come home in the evening."

The old man said nothing more and sat down to his supper.

After supper he laid his head on the old woman's lap and fell sound asleep. The old woman pulled out a golden hair and threw it on the floor. It twanged like the string of a violin.

"What is it, mother?" the old man said. "What is it?"

"Nothing, my boy, nothing. I was asleep and had a wonderful dream."

"What dream did you dream about, mother?"

"I dreamt about a city where they had a well of living water. If any one drank of it, no matter how sick he was, he would get well. Nay, if he were already dead, this water, sprinkled on him, would bring him back to life. For the last twenty years the well has gone dry. Is there anything to be done to make it flow again?"

"Yes. There's a frog sitting on the spring that feeds the well. Let them kill the frog and clean out the well and the water will flow as before."

When he fell asleep again the old woman pulled out another golden hair and threw it on the floor.

"What is it, mother?"

"Nothing, my boy, nothing. I was asleep again and I had a wonderful dream. I dreamt of a city where they had an apple-tree that bore apples of youth. If any one ate one of those apples, no matter how aged he was, he'd become young again. But for twenty years the tree has borne no fruit. Can anything be done about it?"

"Yes. In the roots of the tree there is a snake that takes its strength. Let them kill the snake and transplant the tree. Then it will bear fruit as before."

He fell asleep again and the old woman pulled out a third golden hair.

"Why won't you let me sleep, mother?" he complained, and started to sit up.

"Lie still, my boy, lie still. I didn't intend to wake you, but a heavy sleep fell upon me and I had another wonderful dream. I dreamt of a boatman on the black sea. For twenty years he has been ferrying that boat and no one has offered to relieve him. When will he be relieved?"

"Ah, but that boatman is the son of a stupid mother! Why doesn't he thrust the oar into the hand of some one else and jump ashore himself?" Then the other man would have to be ferryman in his place. But now let me be quiet. I must get up early tomorrow and go and dry the tears which the king's daughter sheds every night for her husband, the charcoal-burner's son, whom the king has sent to get three of my golden hairs."

In the morning there was again the rushing sound of a mighty wind outside and a beautiful golden child—no longer an old man—awoke on his mother's lap. It was the glorious Sun. He bade his mother farewell and flew out by an eastern window.

The old woman turned over the tub and said to Plavachek: "Here are the three golden hairs for you. You also have Grandfather Knowitall's answers to your three questions. Now good-by. As you will need me no more, you will never see me again."

Plavachek thanked his godmother most gratefully and departed.

When he reached the first city the king asked him what news he brought.

"Good news!" Plavachek said. "Have the well cleaned out and kill the frog that sits on its spring. If you do this the water will flow again as it used to."

The king ordered this to be done at once and when he saw the water beginning to bubble up and flow again, he made Plavachek a present of twelve horses, white as swans, laden with as much gold and silver as they could carry.

When Plavachek came to the second city and the king of that city asked him what news he brought, he said:

"Good news! Have the apple tree dug up. At its roots you will find a snake. Kill the snake and replant the tree. Then it will bear fruit as it used to."

The king had this done at once and during the night the tree burst into bloom and bore great quantities of fruit. The king was delighted and made Plavachek a present of twelve horses, black as ravens, laden with as much riches as they could carry.

Plavachek traveled on and when he came to the black sea, the boatman asked him had he the answer to his question.

"Yes, I have," said Plavachek, "but you must ferry me over before I tell you."

The boatman wanted to hear the answer at once, but Plavachek was firm. So the old man ferried him across with his twelve white horses and his twelve black horses.

When Plavachek was safely landed, he said: "The next person who comes to be ferried over, thrust the oar into his hand and do you jump ashore. Then the other man will have to be boatman in your place."

Plavachek traveled home to the palace. The king could scarcely believe his eyes when he saw the three golden hairs of Grandfather Knowitall. The princess wept again, not for sorrow this time but for joy at her bridegroom's return.

"But, Plavachek," the king gasped, "where did you get these beautiful horses and all these riches?"

"I earned them," said Plavachek proudly. Then he related how he helped one king who had a tree of the apples of youth and another king who had a well of the water of life.

"Apples of youth! Water of life!" the king kept repeating softly to himself. "If I ate one of those apples I should become young again! If I were dead the water of life would restore me!"

He lost no time in starting out in quest of the apples of youth and the water of life. And do you know, he hasn't come back yet!

So Plavachek, the charcoal-burner's son, became the king's son-in-law as the old Fate foretold.

As for the king, well, I fear he's still ferrying that boat across the black sea!

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Roads — a limerick by Dane Allred

Roads

by Dane Allred

While down the crooked road I stumbled

I grumbled and my stomach rumbled,

On and on I wandered

Rambled and then sauntered

And into the crevasse I tumbled.

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Mohandas Gandhi on Character Central

Character Central

Leo

Character Central, Leo speakin’.

Dane

Could I speak with Mohandas Gandhi?

Leo

You want the Mahatma?

Dane

Yes, please.

Leo

Mohandas – phone’s for you!! Who do I charge this to?

Dane

Could you use the Bill Gates card?

Leo

This is Bill Gates?

Dane

No, just use that card I found.

Leo

Oh, is this dat Abundance guy again?

Dane

Yes, this is Dane Allred.

Leo

You know, someday Bill Gates is gonna notice these charges on his card.

Dane

Yes, that’s probably true.

Gandhi

I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.

Dane

Mr. Gandhi? Sorry about the card thing.

Gandhi

Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.

Dane

Yes. But you have helped the world make progress.

Gandhi

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Dane

And you won with non-violence. What do you think of Western Civilization?

Gandhi

I think it would be a good idea.

Dane

That’s very funny. We should become civilized.

Gandhi

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Dane

Yes, a good sense of humor is valuable. You are very tolerant.

Gandhi

Intolerance is itself a form of violence and an obstacle to the growth of a true democratic spirit.

Dane

So you are saying we should…

Gandhi

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

Dane

No matter what religious background?

Gandhi

I believe in the fundamental truth of all great religions of the world.

Dane

I know you have studied Christianity.

Gandhi

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Dane

Yes, I can understand that perspective.

Gandhi

The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problem.

Dane

So you think we all have a part in solving problems of the world?

Gandhi

Whatever you do may seem insignificant to you, but it is most important that you do it.

Dane

But I do think I am doing some important things.

Gandhi

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves.

Dane

You’re saying I need to remake myself?

Gandhi

You must be the change you want to see in the world.

Dane

Yes, you are probably best known for that idea.

Gandhi

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.

Dane

I can see why so many people are inspired by your vision.

Gandhi

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Dane

Ha! I think that was a joke, but if it wasn’t…

Gandhi

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

Dane

How true. You do have faith in us as a people, then.

Gandhi

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

Dane

So you really do believe in equality of all people.

Gandhi

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.

Dane

Another joke!! I think that’s a great place to end. Thank you, Mohandas Gandhi, sometimes called “The Father”, Mahatma Gandhi.

Gandhi

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

Dane

Yes, um, thank you again. This is Dane Allred with Mohandas Gandhi from Character Central.

Gandhi

I thought this was Bill Gates. Leo, you told me this was Bill Gates….

Dane

That’s Abundance.

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Crossroads by Dane Allred

Bright Space

Crossroads

by Dane Allred

Whenever you meet someone

You have never met before, stop for a moment.

You know this person.

You have met before.

The connection seems immediate

And there is an undeniable familiarity.

You are sure you know them.

A strange feeling of relationship.

A knowing.

But there is no way we can have met before.

You have been far away from here

Where I am learning all I can.

But there is that bond

We cannot explain.

We were all together before.

We were in that Bright Space.

All that ever is, ever was, and ever will be was contained there.

In that Bright Space, there was no discontent, no dissension.

In complete satisfaction, we were together, knowing all that could be known.

But then, we realized there were things we could not know

Unless we came here and experienced this life for ourselves.

We were ready to forget all that we had known,

And enter blindly into a new existence.

We are here to do that thing no one else can do,

That only we can complete while we are here.

Our job now is to learn all we can,

Help those who need help.

Gain the experiences that only we can gain

And prepare to go again to the Bright Space

And share all we have learned.

When that new person crosses our path again,

The old memories flash and then vanish.

We continue with the illusion we have never met.

This road we are on is our road,

But that doesn’t mean our roads can’t cross.

When what you are here to do

Intersects with what I am here to do

An amazing reunion takes place.

We may spend a moment together

Or a lifetime

And when we complete all we need to do

I will see you again in that Bright Space.

We will share what we have learned

And know all there is to know.

We’ve met before.

We will meet again

When we meet again that last time.

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